Queeney Army
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This game was reviewed on Playstation 5.
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WRITTEN BY THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GAMER
(WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HELP FROM BERTRUM)
OCG: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...
I am thee Obsessive Compulsive Gamer joined once again by my faithful manservant/factotum Bertrum. Say hello, Bertrum
Bertrum: Hello, Bertrum!
OCG: And this is my review for queeny army!
So, QUEENY ARMY was released today for the playstation 4 and 5. Why don't you tell us what this game is, Bertrum?
Bertrum: Ummm...But I didn't play it, you did
OCG: You're a failure, Bertrum. Fine. I suppose it is once again my duty to deliver this game review to our beloved viewers
Bertrum: We have viewers? That's news to me
OCG: Shut up, Bertrum! So what the Hell is QUEENY ARMY? I am so glad you asked, dear viewer. This is a run and gun game in the style of METAL SLUG or GUNSTAR HEROES (Just with a lot more vaginas). Speaking of vaginas, this game has 17 playable characters, all of which are women therefore I have decided to give this game the nickname: Pussy Galore
Bertrum: No. Absolutely not!
OCG: My decision is final, Bertrum. This game is now called PUSSY GALORE and I will refer to it as such
Bertrum: Kill me now, God
OCG: Yes, God please kill him now
So, gameplay. Like I've already said this is a run and gun platformer game thingimajig which means you are going to be spending 80% of your time shooting things and platforming
Bertrum: What do you do the other 20% of the time?
OCG: Masturb...I mean, admire all of the lovely playable characters. There are six stages with a boss at the end of every one of them. Un-surprising the villains in this game are all corrupt men so the feminists among you can rejoice blowing their heads off
Bertrum: Not that we are saying feminists are a bad thing
OCG: Absolutely not. On the contrary I love feminists, particularly the lesbians and/or the one's who remove their clothes for our entertainment
Bertrum: You should have just stopped at "I love feminists"
OCG: So, what else can I tell you about the game? Oh yes! It took me less time to obtain the platinum trophy in this game than it takes Bertrum to open a jar of pickles
Bertrum: It's hard
OCG: That's what she said haha CLEARS THROAT Sorry
So this is a fun little run and gun game and best of all if you buy this on the playstation store you'll get both the playstation 4 and the playstation 5 versions of the game. That's two platinum trophies you can earn in less time than it takes Bertrum to have a normal conversation with a human being
Bertrum: It's hard
OCG: That's what she said haha CLEARS THROAT Sorry. Therefore i am going to give QUEENY ARMY a 3 out of 5
THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GAMER